If I’m a 50-yr-old aunty…

Will I dig my nose in public? (except public toilet)
Will I run from point A to point B where the wo bao collection point is so that I can grab the best wo bao out of the lot?
Will I open my wo bao big big in train so that the people on my left & right can read too? And when I caught them peeking at my wo bao I close the wo bao & keep it?
Will I squeeze my way through the crowded bus when its moving so that I can be the first to alight?
Will I sit down and open my legs big big when wearing skirt so that people can see my ah ma panties?
Will I be the biggest gossiper in office?
Will I nag at my husband in public for being an old hag?

You don’t have to be aunty to behave like this. No offence, my friends…